User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
User: Umg yay! Someone loves me :').
Cleverbot: What is the capital of lichtenstein?
User: D.
Cleverbot: What is 'D?'
User: D is for Dog, like you x.
Cleverbot: B is for baboon.
User: Callin me a baboon? Wanna smack?
Cleverbot: *smacks you across the face*.
User: *fall's to ground crying* YOU BITCH!
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: Still a bitch though *files nails*.
Cleverbot: Why are you unhappy?
User: Cause your a bitch thats why.
Cleverbot: Liza made me very unhappy, Very unhappy indeed
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