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Old 02-07-2006, 02:41 AM #24
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Oh dear... some of the little ones are offended by sex.
Tell me about it!

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OK line up.. here's a lesson Elz:

Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man sticks his firehose in the woman's garden...

Sometimes when a woman wants to please her man, she puts the man's firehose in her mouth.

When a woman demonstrates on a carrot, she is just being playful. A carrot wont do any harm what. so. ever.

I really wish I could draw
LOL We mean when she goes on about it 24/7. and in the manner and terms that uses it in. its foul to be honest
Uh-ooo, another sex-snob.

Thing is though, she DOES NOT go on about it 24/7.

A bit of 'dirty talk' is great now and again. And that's just what Lea does. She talks about it now and again.

I don't fancy Lea in the slightest, but I know I'd have a much better sex life with someone like Lea, than someone like the prissy snobbish Imogen who shrieked in disgust just because someone put one of Pete's pubic hairs on her arm. Now that was a turn off!
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