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Originally posted by Feefs
ROB - you are looking gorgeous, and it's not just me that thinks it. The Star clearly thinks you, me and the rest of us are babes. I mean the logic is flawless.
1. He is a babe magnet
2. We are attracted to him
= We must be babes! Only mingers don't fancy him. 
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Absolutely Feefs!
Now, I donned a heavy disguise and went out to purchase this periodical, anxious to see if Kaz and I were looking our best for the cameras.
Imagine my disappointment, dear reader, to find that I did not feature in the photograph at all!
Kaz, I have to say, you do look foxy, and you obvious appreciate the firm grasp he has around your waist. Chilledbootz has practically draped herself across his left shoulder, and Feefs, you minx, we all know why you crouched in that position, holding his right thigh!
You have obviously made a common mistake, and mistaken the stunner holding his left leg for me, when in fact it is Peachy!
She and I are alike, it's true, and I had to look twice, but the nose piercing and the breast enhancement gave it away!
For those of you who weren't there, and who haven't seen this picture, let me explain.
Mr Clarke is standing, looking shaken and stylishly dishevelled, supported solely by the strong grasp and sterling efforts of the 'virtual' girlies.
Kaz and chilledbootz are holding him up, and Feefs and Peachy are grasping his thighs and attempting to give him a firemans lift.
What you cannot see is that they are outside the bedroom door. The girls have helped him from the bedroom where he has just spent the best two hours of his life with ROB.
Never has he looked more wide-eyed with wonderment. He knows that no matter what the future may hold for him, he will never be closer to Nirvana than he was in that room..................................