10.34am
The alarm sounds in the bedroom
Josie: Oh its the final tonight, I know I wont win it
JJ: Couse you will, John said so.
Dave: Glory
11.01am
Josie is in the kitchen polishing off her 8th bowl of cereal
Josie: I am so sick of putting on weight, am I fat?
Mario: *Silence*
Josie: *explodes into a fit of rage*
12.40pm
Josie is still sulking from when mario did not tell her she was not fat.
2:54pm
Josie is in the bedroom, sulking in bed because mario did not tell her she was not fat
JJ: I wish John was here
Dave: Glory
3:15pm
Josie has emerged from the bedroom, wrapped in a quilt.
Josie: Mario I'm sorry, I'm on my period.
Mario: OK
4:02pm
Housemates are deciding on what to have for tea
Andrew: I want sausage and mash
Dave: Anything in my belly is glorious.
JJ: What would John have wanted?
Josie: Lets just eat it all. Its going to go to waste.
5:54pm
Josie is in the kitchen polishing off the contents of the fridge
Mario: You spilt mayo on your top Josie
Josie: Why are you saying I am fat just before the final? I am never going to win anyway.
JJ: You will. John said so.
Dave: Glory
9pm
Big brother house, this is Davina. Josie you have won. The rest of you leave via the back exit so that Josie can have the show she deserves. This has been planned since the beginning, and we well be damned if you lot ruin her night. You are nobodies.