[Ammi]

One rates a one, the other a three
so Andrew thought, when he sat on his knee
So embarrassed poor boy, what a perv thing to do
If that had been me, he'd have left black and blue
But Andrew kept calm and averted his eyes,
trying to conjure up some button up flies
Perhaps Mario likes to live a naturist life
but keep wagging it round and someone could get a knife
and cut it all off - testicles and all
Mario the perv - no willy no ball
But at least Andrew, thought 'mine can't be that bad'
at least they are even, not one freekish gnad

was that not sexual harrassment to poor Andrew?