[peachy]

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[You have obviously made a common mistake, and mistaken the stunner holding his left leg for me, when
in fact it is Peachy! She and I are alike, it's true, and I had to look twice, but the nose piercing and the breast enhancement gave it away!]

Well spotted ROB, of course it was me with the two-handed grip which Paul likes so much. Now, I don't mind you telling everyone what a stunner I am and that I have an attractive nose-piercing but breast enhancement, how dare you, those beauties are real, I'll have you know. I know you wish The Star had published you with Mr.C but, quite rightly, I was the chosen one, sorry ROB, you slipped up there and it's no use you getting peeved and suggesting that Jordan and I are soulmates in retaliation, it's just not true. The facts are that Mr Clarke could not cope with you any longer and needed some mothering and TLC after you'd finished with him, so came to me. Sorry old fruit but the truth will out!