If Davina goes, then I have a feeling it could be an ex HM/celebrity HM.
"OI, BIG BRUDDA HOUSE, YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT LIVE ON A CHANNEL NOT EVEN A FULLY-FLEDGED BRISTOLIAN WATCHES. INNIT JOHN? YEP. ANYWAYS. I'M THE RANDY MARRREEEE, AND THE 'OUSEMATE TO BE KICKED OUT WTH MY MUDDY BOOT IS...."
Or
"BIG BRUDDA, I WANT CIGARATTES. I'M NOT BEING FUNNY, LOOK AT ME! NOW I'LL EVICT SOME ONE."
Or
"I HAVE JIGGLY BOOBIES SO I'LL EVICT SOMEONE..."
Anyways...
Jack Whitehall HAS to be the host of BBBM, along with Pete Burns!
Not much more.
I'm not too fussy, innit John James...
Mad Bad