[Romantic Old Bird]

Memorandum

To: Resident Prophet of Doom

From: Good Fairy

It has been brought to my attention that you are constantly seeking to undo my good work by your over-zealous application of despair and doubt on the populace.

As you are well aware, we each have our quota to fulfill, and can I in future ask you to restrain yourself to this month's principal targets - the Chief Executive of Glaxo Smith Klien - Msr Jean-Pierre Garnier, and Captain James Ingram

I admit that the wife swap with Jade was a master stroke, but you overlooked the fact that Lucretia Borgia has now taken home a fresh faced and energetic young man in place of her gruesome husband

I will be watching your progress with interest.

In the meantime, Mr Clarke and Ms Adams are following my plans exactly.....they are young, happy and carefree. They do not require a contract to be fully committed to one another.

They do however intend to enter into such an agreement before such time that they choose to have little ones.

I am content, and I feel my work is all but done