Memorandum:
From: Life Changes Presentation Consultant in residence
To: The Good Fairy
We are are aware of your quotas, however at the recent away day of the Mortals Liason Group, from which you were absent
, it was agreed that too much joy and excitement was having a deleterious effect on mortals and flights of fantasy were considered too dangerous to allow unfettered indulgence.
As the only mortal beings in the group we were asigned the task of delivering more doses of "cold harsh reality" and higher levels of "Bringing crashing down to Earth"
Had you showed up, you could have had your say, but there we go.
As for this month's principal targets - the Chief Executive of Glaxo Smith Klien - Msr Jean-Pierre Garnier, and Captain James Ingram. It seems obvious you have not receved the updated targets list, which were handed out at the Mortals Liasion Group away day.
We posted a copy of the list off to you in an internal envelope. Please check your pigeon hole in case it has arrived, assuming the runners have not mucked up the post system AGAIN!!!!!
We are planning another away day for the Mortal Liasions group in the near future and we hope you will be able to attend this one.