[Romantic Old Bird]

To: POD/Life Consultant

From: The Good Fairy

I must take exception to your foul slur against my commitment to my duties vv attendance at the Mortals Liaison Group.

As you are no doubt well aware, those of us with 'wands-on' duties are not afforded the luxury of flexible working practices which are enjoyed by those in purely management consultancy roles.

On the day in question I was called out to provide an emergency happy ending. However I did phone in my apologies to the Interdeity Cooperation Liaison Facilitator in good time. Please ensure that the minutes are duly amended to reflect this.

It appears to me that the only good thing to come out of your interminable and alarmingly regular meetings is a temporary hiatus in the doom distributation process for their duration.

I will continue to do my best to scatter love, peace aqnd friendship wherever my wand can reach.

If you and your colleagues are not happy, I suggest you refer your complaints to a higher authority.

At my time of life I will not be intimidated by a few wet behind the ears beaurocrats.

As far as I am concerned you can 'Bite Me!!'