1. simonsays is bettiepage's alter ego; he attempts to troll the forum on a multitude of fronts.
2. Every time Twilight posts a picture in MTM; it equates to ten album sales. She's making her millions out of MTM.
3. Jessica has a team of analysts siphoning out YouTube sensations for her to post.
4. Hugo is among us, still posting. He could potentially be simonsays, or Raph, in a clever multi-layered hidden identity sham.
5. WOMBAI is actually Dezzy's sister; they're just living out their family tiffs online.
6. Vicky has people. Everywhere.
7. Patrick was molested by a swear filter when he was younger, that's why he's so hell bent on avoiding it.
8. Mark has had secret contracts with several members to cause havoc when the forum is going through periods of boredom. The whole Linda ban was really just a publicity stunt. setanta-gate? Pfft! Admin concocted scandal. Ross just went off on one? You can guarantee he just got slipped a hundred smackeroos.
9. Half of TiBB lives in Sligo. We're on to you and we will find you.
10. I am bored. Actually no this one isn't a theory. Feel free to add your own
