Afternoon Squad
We need to keep this briefing short.
In just over 24 hours from now 12 fresh faced people excited to make it from amongst thousands of other will be launched into the goldfish bowl of the BB House and the un-remiting glare of the press.
Some may be loud and grate on our sensibilities.
You must not allow this to cloud your impartiality
Miss Goody got a raw deal last year because people reacted against her exuberance.
It must not happen again
Helen was like that when she first entered so exercise some restraint and tolerance.
There will be, I hear from Central Command a background check on the contestants of some sort. I will pass the results as soon as they arrive at the appropriate briefing.
Those with Access to E4 are requested to do comparrisons with E4 coverage and C4 Coverage.
Any deviation from a fair gameshow by those in control must be flagged.
We are still waiting the Contact Details for Big Brother.
That is all I have this afternoon. I am out at a function tonight, so I have to record stuff off of sky and get a relative to tape the C5 programme tonight.
Remember Stay Alert - This is not a drill.
Opperations begin at 20:30 hrs Tomorrow night.