[Captain.Remy]

I've got a few, I'm quite a goofy person. You know, the type of guy who does typical embarrassing stuff, but not on his own.

-Hitting my ex girlfriend's brother in front of at least a hundred people thinking it was another guy she just met. I went to the toilets, when I got back, I saw her dancing with another guy, I started shouting then I hit him. That's how I learnt he actually was her brother. He and I are still friends even though I broke up with his sister.

-A friend of mine had a very horrible break up with his girlfriend. Before a party, a friend told me what happened and told me to shut up because the ex-girlfriend will be at this party too along with my friend, so no one will get upset.
GUESS WHO THE HELL OPENED HIS MOUTH ?? No one was talking (because we could all sense the atmosphere) then I said "Oh wow, I completely forgot you broke up like 2 days ago? How do you feel? It must be horrible. I remember my break up, that was nasty" I thought I was going to get hung.

-The usual pigeon **** on the shoulder. I was hanging out one night with my friends. I wore this awesome Calvin Klein black shirt my dad bought me. I met a nice girl I wanted to spend time with. Didn't a pigeon **** on my shoulder while I was talking to her?