[LaLaLand]

We have:

- "Big June" an ex-police man (rumoured to be once a force to be reckoned with) turned transvestite with hairnet, fur coats and bandaged ankles. At least 6 ft 5 and had a FaceBook tribute group with over 5, 000 fans once!

- Les the "Big Issue" man who looks like a cross between John McCrirrick and Janis Joplin, well known for constant bird-whistling which turned out to be code for him selling drugs (which he was busted for)!

- Betty the Tramp used to walk around with a dirty duvet and sleep in hedges, I think she's dead now though.

- This man who campaigns almost violently to passers-by to stop smoking, apparently once was a very rich family man who lost his fortune in a house fire started by a cigrette who was left with nothing and committed himself to ban smoking!

Just a few.... hah