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Nothing in excess
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Nothing in excess
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Here
Posts: 7,496
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I don't think I could possibly resist being Prime Minister, especially considering the disproportionate amount of power the Prime Minister is afforded in Britain.
My second choice would be transport minister as I believe the state of the UK's infrastructure is dire for such a wealthy country.
Third choice would be chancellor if it gave me the opportunity to sort out the pitiful situation of tens of billions government money being wasted on those poisonous private finance initiatives.
Fourth choice would be culture minister, so I could drastically cut all the money wasted on boring, populist projects like military museums and air shows and re-allocate it to fund the arts.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off?
- Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis
Last edited by BB_Eye; 20-09-2010 at 07:53 PM.
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