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Originally posted by Sparacus
However, I can make an exception with the following joke.
Bill was overweight and his wife put him on a strict diet - only beans on toast for breakfast and nothing else all day. Also he must go on a ten mile jog every morning. Anyway - on the first morning he sits at the breakfast table and his wife coimes in with the beans on toast:
"Get that down your neck you fat **** then get out running." she exclaims.
So he eats it then out he goes jogging. Anyway an hour later theres a knock on the door and its the police:
" I'm sorry madam but you husband has just collapsed while jogging and died - suspected heart attack" says the officer.
Bill's wife looks puzzled:
"I don't understand it. He was FULL OF BEANS earlier!!!! - Ha Ha.
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I think Adam should make efforts to include this in all his future political statements. It would only reinforce his common touch.