[Lee.]

Erm.. is it actually ok to admit things like that?

I had a gander in someone's pram in a shop the other day with a cutesy expectant smile on my face..

Jesus Christ! This baby was the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I actually almost felt my face screw up!

Erm, but I'm sure he (she?) is beautiful in it's own way....

God I feel quite bad now, talking about somebodys baby like that! (but it really was quite hideous)