Naming a child Chlamydia is dirty lol. Even though you can have limitless fun with that name. It would be really funny if Chlamydia caught chlamydia. Can you imagine how awkward that doctors appointment would be?
Doctor: So Chlamydia we have your test results back and it seems you have contracted an S.T.I.
Chlamydia: Ok, which one?
Doctor: Well its easily treated , just a course of pills and you'll be fine.
Chlamydia: Ok thats good, but which S.T.I do I have?
Doctor: Well it seems you have contracted chlamydia *snickers*
Chlamydia: FFS! FML.
