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In the aftermath of tonight's explosive eviction, I can reveal information, from a relatively strong source, that our 'nikki' is heading off to Fiji on Sunday morning for a truly momentous battle between ITV and Channel 4. ITV1's cheif commissioner is extremely worried about the effects BB7 is having on series 2 of their reality concept 'Love Island'. Therefore our 'nikki' is to appear, not as a celebrity islander, but as a special guest presenter exclusively for 3 nights when Fern Cotton takes her mid-season break.

I think it's all getting rather nasty between ITV and C4?