Well there's no Apple trees on Orkney, in fact there's nothing larger than a bush. I know I've been there.
Maybe it's a new wonder fruit he's discovered.
trouble is we know it's an Apple, Cameron mate, first brought to blighty from Roman times.
Seeing an Apple growing on a tree must be like us when we go to Spain, putting an Orange on our head.
Mind you they must be blooming early growers in the bb house.
