Seem's The Mirror are yet again anti BB and here's the article to prove it!
HOUR One in the Big Brother house. I hate them. I hate them all.
The kids from Why Don't You? are back on telly. And they are all grown up - physically, that is.
Watching them screech into the house was like Freshers' Week at University. Is that secret bar the Students' Union?
And if I felt old, imagine how Davina felt, even without her new Mary Bell haircut.
Make no mistake, they've got it all wrong this year.
Casting the ugly ones from Hollyoaks in a desperate bid to secure the first Big Brother rumpo - bad move.
Who wants to see that anyway?
It'll serve them right if Fat Gos (Keith from The Office) gets jiggy with Justine the female wrestler.
Not sure what the first task is going to be but Find A Personality would be a good idea.
It isn't a question of who do you think will win? More, can any of them win?
For what it's worth I reckon it's a one horse race, and that horse is Tania. Have you seen those teeth? And we all thought Shergar was dead.
Seriously, as long as Tania keeps that London "bling-bling-ting" to a minimum she will romp it.
Just check out the competition.
Federico - he says: "I applied for Big Brother because I have contracted this debilitatingly possessive disease which renders its victims defenceless to the fascinating banality of normality."
We say: Get lost dick-head.
Anouska - surely a Big Brother plant. No one can be this annoying and live. As Kate Bush might sing: "Oh no, Anouska, Anouska, Anouska, bye bye".
Nush - has her own "soul surgeon", say no more.
Gos - potential serial killer/ closet heterosexual.
Cameron - why?
Jon - please stop you are scaring me.
Justine - Justine her jeans.
Steph - hates arrogant men. Whatever, love.
Ray - where's your caravan?
Sissy - could have been in Bread.
Scott - could have been inbred.
As for Davina, just one thing: WHERE'S YOUR SHOUTING GONE!?
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