Much as I like the devil in you......... given that I (and others) don't have a twitter account, your cunning plan is thwarted from the onset.
Also: I don't need to actually insult Mario. What I think about him personally is more than enough for me, I'm happy expressing my opinions and views.
Mario choses to use his Twitter on occasion, to do to others, exactly what you have suggested here. I'm afraid I'd poke both of my eyes out with a blunt pencil before I stooped to his level.
You however, are your own person !!
