'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse
Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.
And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see
And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy
Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.
RIP BB
