Smelly grannies with corned beef legs, false teeth, and purple hair aint Ben's style. good try but epic fail.
Now rather than offering up your granny for Blind Date - it says a lot that High Class Women are willing to pay for the pleasure of Ben's company - to do as it says on the tin - ESCORT them to dinner, to fashionable Balls, to Premiers etc.
I don't quite see Mario being in such demand.
I can just imagine it now, sitting around a rather palatial midnight dinner party then Mario drops his pants and starts thrusting his enlarged bollock in people's faces just for that wee bit of attention. !!! He'd be an utter embarrassement and with very limited conversational skills or world knowledge (unless it was smut ridden filth - as was his norm).