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Originally Posted by Ultra Violet
And all the customers in the cafe turned round and shouted out as one 'Oh do tell us! What is that strange distended spherical object which you are hiding beneath your coat ... have you brought us a trifle to trifle with ... or is it a yummy tiramisu, that renowned speciality from Treviso in the Veneto region ... we believe that you have family connections there ... ?'
Oh ... dear readers ... little did they dream what it actually was ... nothing edible, that's for sure (don't even go there!)
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The assembled customers try to avert their eyes, although one or two cannot help but gag a little.
Pyramid tries to keep her hot Celtic temper in check; how dare the Mole put her happy clientele off her delicious food
Ben diffuses the situation by telling everyone his amusing Simon Cowell story, much to the annoyance of Samuel Dean who keeps trying to interupt. Luckily, a handy moderator who called in for a rosewater meringue and a pot of Earl Grey, had a gag on hand which was quickly slapped over his gaint gob.
The phone rings. It's Sunshine with a message for Ben. "Please pick me up a packet of Walkers crisps and drop them in to me on your way home."