Stacey
Dumb, comes from a trailer trash-alcoholic family, low-budget, barely graduates high school because she came to school drunk everyday, has kids to try to trap a man (and never even got him!), never really wanted to be a PARENT, loves alcohol more than anything in the entire world! Looks 30 years older than she actually is because all she does is smokes cigs and drinks and thinks she looks good ("thinks" is the key word), always wants to be in control of everything and bossy at that. Can't keep a man, and no man wants to be with someone like that, especially with drama and baggage. Will die and old hag!
(No joke, I got that
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