From today's Online Sun:
BIG Bruv villain Nick reckons the BB4 lot are a dire sequel to I’m A Celebrity and jungle king Phil Tufnell.
Here’s the first of Nasty Nick’s BB4 diaries.
CAMERON: Bible-basher from obscure Scots isle, sole contribution to date: “Hi, I’m Cameron.”
ANOUSKA: Up for eviction on Friday — rightly so.
Scarily like Mel from BB1. Made error of being too big too early.
FEDERICO: A total t****r, I’m afraid.
GOS: Great beauty — not. Calls himself a chef but looks like the Chef out of South Park.
JON: Cocky, no redeeming feature.
JUSTINE: Token fat bird, but grey and barely watchable.
NUSH: Like Sada from BB1. Slightly freaky, likes chats with animals — so will feel at home.
RAY: Dubliner with character bypass. Will get boot soon.
SCOTT: A downtrodden Scouser and natural-born loser.
SISSY: It’s Cilla Black’s long-lost daughter! Could do well. Most human of the group. But voice can irritate.
STEPH: This prison worker needs to be locked away — but not here.
TANIA: At last some eye-candy in this house of horror. But big teeth a bit like Mr Ed’s.
VERDICT: I’ve not seen a more dysfunctional Big Brother house to blight TV. Half still live at home, most under-achieve — and they’re hardly oil paintings.
Like The UK’s Eurovision flop, they score Nul Points.
I tip Anouska to go first — but hope it’s Jon. Bible bloke Cameron could win — or dull Steph or lardy Justine.
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He's got little room to speak, saying that the housemates are no oil paintings - has he taken a look in the mirror recently?
Obviously been taking writing lessons from the journalists at the Mirror.
If you're interested, there are a couple of stories on Anouska and Federico
HERE as part of the same article.
