Quote:
Originally Posted by johnx
On the X-Factor;
"I feel like I have gone to heaven.If this is heaven then let me die tonight!"
"In America they have Hollywood-In the UK they have the X-factor.And it is better."
On being boo'd;
"I am a rock and they are like the waves."
"I will pray for their souls."
"I am on God's side so who can be against me."
To Cheryl;
(Blatently lying) "I was misquoted by the press.I said Cheryl is a role model to millions of girls from councill-estates who think they'l never get anywhere.But with your talent,beauty and the manners of a princess you have become the most famous woman in the country."
On elimination;
"Here tonight are the great hero's of the British army.A soldier like a Samuri must always preapare for failure."
On his future;
"I never wanted to win the X-factor,I just want a job in the entertainment."
On his name;
"It's Vagner Louis!"
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omg he's got some epic quotes - I was going to say he could be the new Messiah but the Life of Brian's just popped into my head - 'he's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy!' lol