[Stu]

The ILoveTRW 'we don't care about your interests' award.
The Thomas_C award for overstaying your welcome.
The White Noise award for members that post a lot but never seem to say much.
You Think Your Funny But Your Not award.
The WOMBAI memorial cup for crimes against the female species.
The Danny Dyer award for 'You Try So Hard To Enforce Your Straight Image That ...'
The 'Fetch The Straightjacket' award for most memorable forum meltdown.

And of course we need a simple ...

Your A Fucking Idiot.

award.