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Originally Posted by Patrick
Just went downstairs for to make a cup of coffee and grab myself a Subway Cookie, I had gotten myself 5 of them for one quid this morning.
I ate 2 earlier, so I was expecting 3 to be left.
I was HORRIFIED.
There was none there, NONE.
I walked into the living room and was like 'Where the ****** is my Subway cookies at?'
My mum was like 'Idk!' and then her boyfriend just goes 'Oh yah, I spilt water on them earlier so I threw them out'
Really bitch?
G.T.F.O right now!
I had,
1 Chocolate Chip
1 White Chocolate Nut
1 Double Chocolate
Cookies and now they're all gone.
I actually want to put someone's eyes out 
I needed to eat a cookie to calm myself for Kayla's elimination in abit, and now they aren't there.
I am freaking out and if my mum's boyfriend comes near me I'm going to shoot him.
How would you deal with such a disgrace?
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Patrick I bet you dont half feel silly now eh? Kayla didnt get evicted.
And I bet you didnt say
"Really bitch?
G.T.F.O right now!"
Did you?
You really need to sort out the priorities in your life [removed]
Did you check the bins to make sure he had thrown out the soggy biscuits, if they arent there, he may have eaten them himself. If he has that really is an excuse to break them up.
Will give you some tips on that, particularly about planting incriminating evidence (knickers and condoms) etc if you want.
Incidentally does the house you live in belong to your mum or her boyfriend?