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Originally Posted by Patrick
A OTT American Voice Over that will sound as if he's voice overing a trailer for a new Nightmare on Elm Street film, will open the show:
'THE X FACTOR, IS OURS, AMERICA'S BIGGEST TALENT SHOW IS HERE, AMERICA'S TALENT, OUR IDEA, IT'S ALL OURS!!'
Evil laugh fades into Theme Tune, OUR Theme Tune with OUR Graphics.
Justin Bieber judges along with Simon and Cheryl and some other 'Big American Name'.
American crowds act as if this is so new and that the X Factor has never been done before 
Then there will be thousands upon thousands of OTT contestants begging to have a place and acting as if they know Simon Cowell and as if they own him, just like AI.
Before the first episode finishes, our X Factor will be forgotten on Facebook and Youtube everything will be 'Oh do you mean X Factor USA yah?' and it's like 'NO! FFS!'
It's a nightmare.
Anyone that's excited needs to get out and realise what disaster lies ahead. |
Tell you what: next time I want to be excited about something I'll ask you permission first.
