[Locke.]

I think some tickets were sold at the arena she is performing in, but a lot were given away for free in town this morning (I was offered some but I wouldn't go an see her unless I was being paid). All the tickets are gone now anyway so she will be performing for about 11,000 people tonight...

But here is the plan:

Stacey and Jordan cancel your plans and jump on the megabus to Liverpool. Novo will be meeting you at Chester station and travelling the rest of the way with you.

Patrick gather some of Ireland's freshest eggs and jump on a Ferry.

Thomas I don't know where Leamington is, so just get on a train and get to Liverpool Lime Street as fast as possible. And don't forget to bring Basil.

Arista take nanaimo and Smithy to your dungeon and do what you like with them until this is over.

Once we are all together and Patrick has thrown the fresh eggs at Rebecca outside the stadium, we will be hijacking Rebecca's car and holding her at Thomas C's house until Monday morning, to ensure the great Cher's victory.