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Old 28-05-2003, 11:59 AM #13
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Originally posted by peachy


If Dermot sees your picture he will immediately remember you from BB3 eviction night and shout 'Eureka, I 've found her again, she must come so I can feast once again on her loveliness. I haven't washed my hand for a year'

...or something like that.

You jest, but actually he has been pestering me ever since, almost on a daily basis.

'No Dermot, be strong, it cannot be, I am vouchsafed to another' I cry, but he will not desist.

It's pityful really, to see a man so distraught and lovesick. Sometimes I am almost tempted to let him in.

OH has put a restraining order on him, but still he tries. Flowers, exquisite gifts...you have no idea.

For instance you may be unaware, but tonight on BBLB, there will be one moment when he touches his ear. THAT is when he is thinking of me. He has told me to look out for it.

I wish he would seek help and counselling, but he says the only cure for him would be to nestle his little skinhead in my ample busom whilst I sing sweet nothings in that very ear.

Poor little treasure.

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