A compilation. Feel free to suggest - but not all shall make the list
I shall discuss the close contenders with my fierce cohorts.
ALREADY ON THE LIST, APPLYING MASCARA AND BEING HOT
Professor Minerva McGonagall
Professor Sybil Trelawney
Bellatrix Lestrange
Hermione Granger
Molly Weasley
Luna Lovegood
Mrs. Krabappel, the Simpsons
Agnes Skinner, The Simpsons
Patty and Selma Bouvier, The Simpsons
Daphne, Eggheads
Judith, Eggheads
Margaret, The Apprentice
Rita, Coronation St.
Deirdre Barlow, Coronation St.
Janice Battersby, Coronation St.
Dorothy Cotton, Eastenders
Peggy Mitchell, Eastenders
Pat Butcher, Eastenders
Jennifer Saunders
Joanna Lumley
Dawn French
Joan Rivers
Betty White
Meryl Streep
Dame Helen Mirren
Judi Dench
Elizabeth Taylor
Joan Collins
Julie Walters
Julie Andrews
Vivien Leigh
Bette Davis
Audrey Hepburn
Marilyn Monroe
Ingrid Bergman
Vanessa Redgrave
Emma Thompson
Annette Bening
Julianne Moore
Angela Lansbury
Tilda Swinton
Bette Midler
Margaret Thatcher
Grace Jones
Debbie Harry
Dusty Springfield
Madonna
Janis Joplin
Kate Bush
Vivienne Westwood
Cilla Black
Moira Stewart
Aung San Suu Kyi
Hillary Clinton
MarkWaldorf
Condoleezza Rice
Angela Merkel
Beinazir Bhutto
Bonnie Greer
Stephanie Beacham
Ivana Trump
MrGaryy
Whoopi Goldberg
JK Rowling
Agatha Christie
Rosalind, As You Like It
Hermia, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Titania, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Nerissa, The Merchant of Venice (Portia and Jessica can ****. skanks.)
Juno (the goddess, not the pregnant indie slut)
Medusa
Venus
Diana (the goddess, not the wannabe Princess carcrash victim)
Princess Anne
Queen Victoria
Queen Elizabeth I
Queen Elizabeth II
Joan of Arc
Sue Barker
Clare Balding
Martina Navratilova
Scott
Mystic Meg
and of course,
Shaun Collins x