[bonnie43uk]

..here's some more horrible death scenario's i sometimes think about ..

...Dale Winton throwing me into a huge 100 foot tall silo of human excrement.

..Being tied to a tree, and Tiger Woods taking pot shots at me with a 9 iron from 20 yards .. until i suffer severe internal injuries, and die.

..being locked in a cell with a Life Insurance salesman, whilst being tortured with a red hot poker.

having my legs sawn off with a black and decker strimmer by Noel Edmonds.

and being forced to eat a sack of sand by Judy Finnegan. As Richard Madeley rams a Barbie doll up my bum.