Joe McElderry - Wide Awake
I sincerely apologise for ever voicing support for this non-entity.
The Black Eyed Peas - The Beginning
Potentially the worst album I have ever heard. Words cannot express the rapid journey from great to awful they have ventured.
Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns
Honestly, who cares any more?
Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops
Messy little songs, really. Absolute zero longevity or creativity.
Ke$ha - Cannibal
I'd rather she just vanished from popularity right now if this is what we're going to be lumbered with every year.
Kylie Minogue - Aphrodite
Even her fans cite this as a deteriorated album, and as people who believe 'Fever' is the best album of all time, that doesn't speak highly of this...
Maroon 5 - Hands All Over
Quite how they got successful in the first place is beyond me. The last of a wave of albums in the mid-2000s with no real staying power or interesting material.
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl. - Record Collection
This was firmly cemented as my worst album of the year until BEP came along. It's drab, it's messily put together, it's a huge fall from grace and everything that summarises him: boring, devoid of personality and poseur.