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Old 15-12-2010, 12:11 PM #4
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Hilarious!

http://www.radiotimes.com/blogs/1129...l-matt-cardle/

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The front-runners struggled with their celebs. As Christina Aguilera howled next to her, Rebecca was starved of oxygen and could barely make a sound. But her being starstruck was preferable to Matt Cardle's attempt to get steamy with Rihanna. That was a virtually unwatchable sexual mismatch.

Rihanna stood statuesque, a goddess with electric pink curls and a tight black dress split to the spleen. Matt stared up at her, beardy, fidgety and squat, perspiring freely in a grey sales-rep suit. He tried to suggestively move his gaze up and down her body, but kept spoiling it by involuntarily poking his tongue out. Then, just as they went into a clinch, Matt did a massive falsetto.
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