I was just singing some joke lyrics to a Christmas song and thought I may as well share 'em.
These lyrics go with 'We Three Kings'. (Play the YT vid if you don't know the tune.)
We three Kings of Orient Square
Selling ladies' underwear
They're fantastic!
They're elastic!
Won't you buy a pair
Ooooo Star of wonder, star of night!
Star with royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light
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