[Stu]

A genuine merry xmas to all those who know who they are etc. I doubt I'll be seeing ye much in the New Year despite my recent re-emergence because ... well ... tis a bit dead, innit?

But I'm pissed to high heavens now so merry xmas ... feck it to everyone. Everyone and everyone. everyones great. happy ****ing xmas.

Get drunk and stoned with yer family. It's what its all aboot.