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Well the first time I took Salvia I thought I was a brick in a tunnel for twenty minutes and that I could only think in 'left' and not 'right'. Whatever that meant. Felt like what I imagine apparating feels like in Harry Potter.

Aside from mind bending shamanic tools, I wouldn't apply the word 'wasted' to the state one finds themselves in after consuming vast amounts of Marijuana considering you are still in control of yourself but they are my most favourite times. Just the insane topics of convorsation that tend to pop up. We once spent an hour and a half coming up with an idea for a theme park out my backyard consisting of nothing but intercrossing zip lines, run by the eponymous 'Posh Cheetah' character we also developed through convorsations like that.

We also came up with a scenario where people suddenly found themselves getting stoned off roaches, so cardboard would be made illegal and everywhere you went negroes of the attitude persuasion would be 'hustling' you bits of cardboard from industrial grade right up to 'the good shit' [typically birthday or anniversary cards].

Beats the hell out of being wasted on booze, which just makes me feel ill these days.