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HOLY SMOKES BATMAN...ITS THE PENGUIN
You're a disapportionate kind of thief, with a penchant for penguins. You like things cold, which is why a life of crime is so esay for you, your heart is frozen shut. You run things like a mobster, cruel and heartless, and if the mafia existed in your time, you would be running it. You have an obssession with high tech umbrellas, and love use them to defeat your suprised prey. In real life, you likely have a seedy business too, just the place that would attract scum like you, if you weren't already the one in charge. Picked on as a child for your love of birds, you enjoy being filthy and despicable, you love the life of crime too much to ever escape and are too much of an informant for Batman to ever shut down. You have it made.