Men are like Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Men are like Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Snow Storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will stay.
Men are like Used Cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like ATMs. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you.
