[patsylimerick]

Sorry, but how, in the honour of sweet Jesus, is Miss Pissyknicks, that baseball-bat wielding, nose-picking, donkey-braying, romance-faking, Sam-drowning, Caoimhe-bashing, semi-incoherent, crass, crude, nasty bullying witch at the top of yet another poll? Baffled, I am, completely bamboozled.