[SiMoN!]

If the prison officers could carry out an inspection at any time, with little warning, what would you do? Well, if you're Glyn you'd smother yourself in a full-body mud mask. Durr!


So, just to recap: the prison officers must not find out about the Secret Hideaway and must assume that prison life is awful. Isn't it just typical then that as soon as Glyn covers himself in a thick, full-body mud mask, an inspection looms.

Once Glyn set his sights on some pampering goodies, he just couldn't help himself. He got a bit carried away this afternoon and then had a mad scramble to rid himself - and the prison - of all mud mask evidence.

Covered from head to toe in a mud mask (apart from a pair of rolled up nappy-like pants), Glyn laughed to a sleepy Pete and Spiral: "Look at me! It's awesome!" Pete smiled: "You have s*** yourself!"

But then the worst thing happened. The Guv'nor rang to warn of an officer inspection. "Agghh!" Glyn screeched, slamming down the phone. "Inspection in 10 minutes!" With that he sprinted off and started scrubbing himself furiously in the shower.

"Oh my God!" Imogen moaned, helping Glyn scrub, "This is ridiculous!"

Glyn frantically wiped the remains of the mud off his body and tried to clean it from the prison floor, while Spiral watched from one of the beds, giggling furiously into his prison regulation bedsheet.



Glyn covered the remaining bits of mud on the back of his neck by flipping his shirt collar up and looked very nervous during the inspection. However, prison officer Richard didn't suspect a thing.

Phew! But oh Glyn, you wally!