Lol Joe the image you've put in my mind
of an army of old dears saving mankind
on their zimmer frames they'll chase the thugs
whilst the police stand around like useless mugs
grown men will quake in their size 12 shoes
and think twice about robbing me and you
for who knows when from an alley will jump
a kung fu granny to land a good thump.
Seriously though, all credit to her - those guys must have wondered what hit them
