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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,211
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,211
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Blonde Jokes
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue
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