ITALY = I trust and love you.
I remember when I was about 13 - I got one that was plastered in really rude filthy but dead funny verses - and tried to hide it in my school bag (a canvas army satchel at the time). As it came from a guy I was smitten with, I wasn't / couldn't throw it away.
My dad found it and I got battered stupid - he clearly thought I'd been out slagging it up.
On the plus side: the lad who had given me it, heard about what happened, told his father, who then went mental and went around to 'see' my own father....... as a result, me and the lad ended up dating for years after it!
(funny, we are still in touch after all these years as well)