Insulting a cop was by FAR the baddest thing I've ever done and God knows I've done stupid things. They brought me to the police station and I stayed there for 4 hours in the middle of the night. Thank God I was 18, my best friend came to pick me up. My parents still don't know up to this day.

I'll tell them in 20 years lol
It was fun tho, it's something to do once in a lifetime.