guys i have my name written on my forehead in motherflucking permanent marker, and i'm kind of embarrassed because every time i went up to the bar this qt member of the bar staff kept looking at me like
and im like shidddd you know my name now, oops. it's fine my flatmate who doesn't drink walked me home, he reckons someone put something in my drink because im like lol que whats going on chaps and hes like greg why are you calling yoru brother and im like **** knows lets never let people draw on my face in permanent marker again.
soz loooooooooooooool.