I will start.............
I have been doing a home-improvement thing to my house so the LCD/Cable Box/Blu Ray had been under a cover to protect from paint splatters. I decided to uncover and plug the Cable Box/LCD into the mains on Thursday as needed some TV.
All seemed well but then the Cable Box would not boot. After 20 mins I angrily phoned Virgin Media to complain their Box was broken and I was TV-less
The girl suggested I try plugging the cable-feed back in.
BIG OOPS